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Anonymous 02/10/2018 (Sat) 11:26:18 [Preview] No. 15250 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Animublyadsky WebM-thread
for decent animublyadej animewhores and other autists.

To search for video sausage we use the following services:
- https://whatanime.ga/
- http://saucenao.com/
- http://iqdb.org/

The available codecs are VP8 / VP9 and x264 for video, Vorbis / Opus and AAC for sound, the number of files is 5, the maximum size of all files in the post is 358400KB (but this is not exact).
About coding:
- https://github.com/pituz/webm-thread/wiki/
- https://hive.blasux.ru/webm/s/

Dollchan Extension Tools:

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Anonymous 02/22/2018 (Thu) 04:55:31 [Preview] No. 15507 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does religion turn people stupid, or do stupid people become religious? (link: http://bit.ly/2ECl8X7) bit.ly/2ECl8X7 And how do we explain those religious people who aren’t stupid at all? Discuss.
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Anonymous 02/24/2018 (Sat) 21:43:11 [Preview] No.15658 del
Or here we go again with another pointless discrimination thread against "religions" no, actually just hatred against Christians.

Why not leave people alone and let them practice what they believe? As long as they do not hurt you, you have no right to try to prevent them from doing so. The discrimination cannot be more obvious at this point. Ask yourself: what is my real goal and why do I hold so much contempt for innocent people?

Anonymous 02/25/2018 (Sun) 04:45:21 [Preview] No.15665 del
>be me
>iq of 139
>thinks for self
>devout christian

Most atheists are just as retarded as Christians, trust me.

Anonymous 02/25/2018 (Sun) 10:55:58 [Preview] No.15667 del
I don't trust you, all evidence says otherwise and you are a gullible moron to believe that.

Anonymous 02/25/2018 (Sun) 14:15:06 [Preview] No.15670 del
Christians don't even properly understand their own religion yet, I believe they're trying to keep it there until they "have the time" to figure it out.

>Why not leave people alone and let them practice what they believe?
We are, we're just discussing it, not stopping anybody from believing in it. Some people just find what humans do a fascinating thing to do, and if they think it's stupid, how are they going to learn it isn't if it's never discussed?

>Ask yourself: what is my real goal
My real goal is to provide a better world, and having mutual understanding about things will help further our species; a clash of ideas to develop new, more accurate and expanded trains of thought. We don't hold contempt for the innocent so much as we hold contempt for the religion itself; some find pity in the religious-innocent though; perhaps they're trying to help.

>iq of 139
Is this you in pic related?

>Most atheists are just as retarded as Christians
Both are simply just chosen comprehensions of the universe. Some people simply need to remain followers, but there are enough in this world to develop newer ideas for them to follow.

Anonymous 03/18/2018 (Sun) 07:16:17 [Preview] No.15893 del
>Does religion turn people stupid, or do stupid people become religious?
Both things, and they feed each other

Anonymous 03/12/2018 (Mon) 16:46:51 [Preview] No. 15817 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi I’m new here

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Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 18:31:01 [Preview] No.15879 del
get a load of this gypsie

Anonymous 03/17/2018 (Sat) 15:40:00 [Preview] No.15890 del
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keep in mind that we like our memes to be more subtle around here

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Anonymous 03/14/2018 (Wed) 21:00:22 [Preview] No. 15844 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I broke my last device because i am insane and all i have left is a wii on an old tv. at least i can post on endchan 8chan doesnt let me with wii browser. hi

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 12:22:31 [Preview] No.15854 del
no one wants to talk to me

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 12:34:08 [Preview] No.15855 del
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stop playing video games so much, its unhealthy

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 12:37:18 [Preview] No.15856 del
hi, I do think it's neat you post from wii. IS keyboard attached. I picture you using wii-mote

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 13:35:38 [Preview] No.15857 del
That should teach you not to break things like that. A lot of mobile devices break after a year or the screen cracks with regular use.

Its kind of amusing sure but you must feel like a monster having broken a device and having to use a toy. On the bright side you can get a laptop or something for cheap.

Anonymous 03/17/2018 (Sat) 14:15:48 [Preview] No.15889 del
Hi its me again. what I mean by insane is that my brain snaps sometimes and i break the screen over my face or throw it

can someone make the new 4chan shotgun video into a gif so i can see it on the wii?

desu desu

What do? Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 06:36:55 [Preview] No. 12875 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey /b/.

If you suddenly grew huge breasts (details such as lactation, size and stuff like this is up to you), what would you do?
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Anonymous 03/04/2018 (Sun) 04:57:07 [Preview] No.15764 del
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You're on the wrong side of the road here anon, it's not ajout what zise you like girls to have, but how big you'd like to have your own jugs.

Like, male breasts.

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 18:31:59 [Preview] No.15880 del
start playing video games on twitch

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 23:15:30 [Preview] No.15882 del
Find a modeling job for a bra companie.
Or failing this, make some dumb YouTube vlogs with tons of ads.

Anonymous 03/17/2018 (Sat) 01:51:39 [Preview] No.15888 del
>without testosterone
Choose one.

>without testosterone
>more beautiful and possibly less violent
Choose one. Your picture is a perfect proof: pedophilic and masochistic.

>There is nothing I would miss about looking like a man, except for the dick.
This is where we agree. Pic related is ideal.

Anonymous 01/25/2018 (Thu) 08:01:24 [Preview] No. 14815 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
vera lynn?

i remember!
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yes she is

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Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 22:16:59 [Preview] No.15881 del
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Anonymous 02/23/2018 (Fri) 19:43:55 [Preview] No. 15641 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Nooooooo, my tummy feels bad!

Anonymous 03/10/2018 (Sat) 22:19:30 [Preview] No.15810 del
NOT MY FUCKIN FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous 03/12/2018 (Mon) 14:20:58 [Preview] No.15813 del
its time to shit

Anonymous 03/12/2018 (Mon) 20:55:11 [Preview] No.15825 del
Must be Tyrone's baby stealing your nutrients.

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 15:52:47 [Preview] No.15865 del
suka blyad

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 18:27:11 [Preview] No.15878 del
had to take plan b again, huh slut?

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'No way to prevent this says only country where this regularly happens Anonymous 02/17/2018 (Sat) 03:14:04 [Preview] No. 15389 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
PARKLAND, FL—In the hours following a violent rampage in Florida in which a lone attacker killed 17 individuals and seriously injured over a dozen others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Wednesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,” said Indiana resident Harold Turner, echoing sentiments expressed by tens of millions of individuals who reside in a nation where over half of the world’s deadliest mass shootings have occurred in the past 50 years and whose citizens are 20 times more likely to die of gun violence than those of other developed nations. “It’s a shame, but what can we do? There really wasn’t anything that was going to keep this individual from snapping and killing a lot of people if that’s what they really wanted.” At press time, residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past eight years were referring to themselves and their situation as “helpless.”
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Anonymous 03/14/2018 (Wed) 17:25:49 [Preview] No.15842 del
You are fucking kidding yourself, Commiefornia has the most strict and harsh anti-gun laws in the US. You need a license to buy ammo for peets sake! They do open confiscations, over 105 confiscations from persons recorded last year alone according to the state police. And they keep adding new restrictions every couple years!

No it does not work. Criminals will keep the guns. Citizens who abide by the law forfeit them to the authorities. That means good people = defenseless, and criminals = still armed! It does not work. It never has worked. It will never will work.

Put it this way. Drunk driving kills more citizens than murderers with guns. Should we ban citizens from driving cars because there are drunk drivers?

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 00:55:28 [Preview] No.15848 del

-Over 18 gun incidents in schools on less than 2 months.
-Daily mass shootings
-Moronic gunlaws

Any other civilized country:
-No gun incidents at school in 2 months.
-No mass shootings
-Common sense gunlaws.

Your argument is invalid. But that probably doesn't stop you from doing the stereotypical ameritard thing of just ignoring facts.

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 11:40:24 [Preview] No.15852 del
No all countries with gun control are "safe", in fact many (such as in Mexico) have horrific murder rates and are riddled with drug cartels and gangs. The citizens can't defend themselves over there. Europe is facing a massive crime wave with their migrants, citizens can't defend themselves over there either.

I don't give a shit about other countries' laws though. WE ARE AMERICA. We are sovereign. We can have our own laws and our own rights. And unlike you, I'd like to keep it that way. If your too scared to own a gun and defend yourself, that's on you. Don't bitch about me being able to defend myself, because I WILL NOT give up my guns.

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 11:59:58 [Preview] No.15853 del
This looks like logical legislation to deal with the problem of school shootings: https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/4909/text

It protects our rights to bear arms. At the same time it will create a task force for schools to intervene with children who show signs of hostility or who have made physical threats to harm others. They can then have law enforcement remove these types from the schools as they evaluate them. This shooter was one of those types by the way, although the FBI did nothing about his threats when being warned. Perhaps the schools would if funded and authorized to do so.

I won't get into the other issue with schools being "gun-free zones" which is absolutely ridiculous on its ass.

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 15:35:17 [Preview] No.15864 del
>I won't get into the other issue with schools being "gun-free zones" which is absolutely ridiculous on its ass.

Gun free zones are just another way of saying "please don't bring guns in here and murder us, you are not allowed to do that." Hardened criminals don't follow laws or rules and people tend to forget that one significant fact. The only deterrent would either be having armed police around or armed teachers/school staff.

As for that legislation, we hope schools would be more competent than law enforcement but it can be difficult to spot a killer who decides to act normal and blend in with everyone else. This absolutely requires co-operation with students which would encourage snitching on 'abnormal' peers. Can you imagine the chaos (and possible abuse) that could ensue with hoards of gossiping teenage snitches? Thus the best option would be to mandate the school have armed guards, or police, or to train and arm their teachers.

One thing is for sure, school shootings need to stop. And we need to stop blaming innocent citizens and stop trying to punish them over what some psychos choose to do.

Anonymous 11/17/2017 (Fri) 18:14:52 [Preview] No. 13793 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why doesn't 4chan allow nude lolis? Why do people who call themselves real weebs accept that status quo? They are pussies and only real otaku like lolis because its an aquired taste from years of watching anime.
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Anonymous 02/22/2018 (Thu) 12:40:39 [Preview] No.15593 del
08 is the best choice. Kobe is cute CUTE.

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Anonymous 03/13/2018 (Tue) 16:14:35 [Preview] No.15829 del
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>By chance the right wingers came over first,
Not true. It wasn't by chance. /pol/ was a containment board created when stormfront invaded /new/, and moot shutting down /new/ only caused them to move to /b/ and other boards instead. /pol/ was never good, it was created to contain autists who are too autistic to ever talk about anything other than their particular brand of autism, which causes them to shit up other boards and threads. It's the exact same thing that happened with ponies.

Anonymous 03/13/2018 (Tue) 16:48:14 [Preview] No.15830 del
It has nothing to do with politics but likely censorship there-of. Let me explain something: if certain boards or platforms ban certain groups of people, expect an exodus of those groups and in consequence they'll head over to any alternatives where they can post freely. Its like Twitter's shadow banning of conservatives so they head over to Gab or Shitposter Club. The same is taking place at Youtube so many of us will be heading over to Real.Video (when active), D.Tube, Live Leak, Bitchute and/or other alternatives, possibly even to regular P2P clients to share videos.

This is how the internet works. If one platform won't allow us, we go elsewhere. So considering 4chan banned conservatives, and 8chan became cucked and began banning private VPNs, a lot of us are settling down on endchan now. So assholes can try censoring us, but luckily in the end it will fail because we are drifters who creating back ups and moving on from one to another platform where we can remain free to post what we wish. This is how the internet was supposed to be, and this is what makes our internet so great.

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You fucking realize that people used the insult stormfag when it was just fucking /n/. When there were no threads on stormfront about 4chan whatsoever. Even when there were threads about 4chan on stormfront it was just 14 people arguing about stupid bullshit.There was never any so called invasion of 4chan by stormfront. Plus do you know who mainly goes to stormfront boomers and CIA niggers. Do you think of those groups could have changed /new/ no.

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Hedonism Anonymous 12/19/2017 (Tue) 19:04:49 [Preview] No. 14319 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Would you be willing to trade your aspiration-driven life, for a pointless life of sex and comfort as nothing more than a sexual play toy?
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Anonymous 01/02/2018 (Tue) 05:07:08 [Preview] No.14424 del
I feel like most aspirations usually start as a desire for wealth and power, the root of the latter being the ability to enjoy sex and comfort. Like, a governor doesn't care that he can send the state police to enforce order, he cares that he can send one to get him a sandwich while he fucks an intern. The aspiration for a position does not equal wanting the explicit powers of the position per se but the implicit ones, imo.

Anonymous 01/03/2018 (Wed) 03:48:05 [Preview] No.14428 del
My intrinsic desires often lead to extrinsic motivators, and visa versa. I am also glad endchan exists as a sanctuary state for shitposters.

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Anonymous 03/14/2018 (Wed) 23:03:50 [Preview] No.15846 del
This thread makes me want hentai with girls, being enslaved, violated, raped by animals/plants etc. Can you suggest some of this please?

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