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Anonymous Global volunteer 03/25/2016 (Fri) 22:08:56 [Preview] No. 3255 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We Need You
Okay people listen up we are looking for global janitors.

We need:
>Your username on the site.
>The times you're available (please include time zone).
>What will make you a good janitor.

Email your application at triangles@openmailbox.org

EDIT: to update email
Edited last time by odilitime on 09/02/2016 (Fri) 06:48:15.
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Anonymous 12/26/2017 (Tue) 22:20:11 [Preview] No.14387 del
back to your nazi hugbox shoo shoo

Anonymous 01/05/2018 (Fri) 07:26:06 [Preview] No.14447 del
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I want to stop going to Jewish websites, but they're all Jewish. The internet was made by Jews. We're all so screwed.

Anonymous 01/05/2018 (Fri) 07:32:16 [Preview] No.14448 del
The computer you are using is also jewish.

Anonymous 01/06/2018 (Sat) 06:16:09 [Preview] No.14451 del
Jews are the master race.

Fuck off nazi.

Anonymous 01/10/2018 (Wed) 00:24:05 [Preview] No.14510 del
Perhaps you'd like Reddit or 4chan better. Unlike this place, they're 100% goyim-operated, promise.

Dropping like flies Anonymous 01/10/2018 (Wed) 18:43:27 [Preview] No. 14513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>uboachan down
>hikichan down
>freech down
is this only for me or is this real? any news?
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Anonymous 01/17/2018 (Wed) 17:26:06 [Preview] No.14623 del
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>IIRC the /pol/ board here when endchan first started up got a lot of shit for advertising when 8ch was in a shambles and their own /pol/ clearly had some moderation issues but mostly a complete change in milieu.

Its called take advantage of an opportunity, its a marketing ability.

We can try slip the ads in our post lol

Anonymous 01/17/2018 (Wed) 18:30:04 [Preview] No.14624 del

They do. The problem being, marketing chans to other chans is a waste of time. The days when you could announce the launch a new site with a spam raid across 4chan are long gone. Users who remain are hold outs from simpler times. At best, some people will stop by, notice nothing is going on, and skip back to whence they came, never to return.

Potentially useful newer users are already extensively active in Discord, websites that directly focus on their interests (DeviantArt, many boorus), wikis, and the more traditional forums. Like old school TV, chans aren't places for the need-to-be-seen advertisers any more.

Launching a chan these days requires:

a) A preexisting user base willing to give it a go. That, more or less, made 4chan's start.
b) Or, a topic or movement not already covered by another website, or chan board. Redundancy is deadly.
c) Failing the above, you need to stomp on the coattails of an existing group being kicked from somewhere else, and actively guide them to your site. Good luck timing such migrations. You have to be in there right from the start, and move faster than everyone else.

What doesn't work:

a) FEATURE RICH! THE NEXT BESTEST THING EVAH TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY IN CHAN TECHNOLOGY! There are dozens of different image-board systems with features you've never even heard of. Nobody cares, unless you bloat up and sink so far down the hole you're not running a chan anymore. You really want to compete with Discord?
b) TOTAL PRIVACY AND ANONYMITY FOREVER AND EVERYTHING! The people who insist on doing things this way moved elsewhere long ago. Sites offering you such while connected through the traditional internet are lying, even if only to themselves.

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Anonymous 01/17/2018 (Wed) 19:29:50 [Preview] No.14625 del
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good post
the only thing appealing about chans is the anonymity, i guess. i've seen a few small community chans just ditch the site completely and move to discord.
maybe we're the backwards ones living in the past? i don't know. but I do think chans coming and going is ultimately a good thing. ideals change and corruption creeps overtime, both are inevitable.
if, for example, hikkichan never died, it would quickly become a very unhealthy echo-chamber that would just continue to validate a poor lifestyle choice. unfortunately some of the worst offenders of perpetuating shitty ideas (ex. 4ch, 8ch, wizch) just refuse to die, so maybe my point is moot.

Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 07:19:00 [Preview] No.14648 del
chans will be fine tons of these sites have come and gone it was always like that. discords a trend, not a long term social phenomena. youve posted this before here, you just added to it this time.
hikkichan wasnt doing anything fast that site had been up quite awhile and it wasnt ever quick. think the total site post count was around 20k ish.
iternet communities come and go. 8chans probably not gonna be the longest lasted one, it keeps shrinking steadily. 4chans too mainstream to actually die, and a site like wizch has its echo chamber.
honestly i try and keep an eye on new internet communities because i specifically thing is that the vast majority of internet communities decay and just arent that good after their early period.
there is no escaping that shit even happens to forums and things like that.

Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 12:22:07 [Preview] No.14669 del
I miss Geocities sometimes. There used to be lots more creativity before wordpress took over the internet and we sacrificed design for functionality.

Anonymous 02/13/2017 (Mon) 15:08:58 [Preview] No. 11226 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
new webm thread?

old thread
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Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 08:11:42 [Preview] No. 14542 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why were people so fanatic about Toradora? Even now there are still a lot of them, and I don't think it was that amazing. The only thing that saved it from being another run of the mill school love comedy with a love triangle was Rie Kugumiya's voice.

Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 09:23:10 [Preview] No.14664 del
Actual dramatization. Calling it a love triangle is just a hindsighted rationalization about the obvious plot points, like reviewing a video game based on only the main missions on easy mode. Can't really tell how to explain color to the blind.
> there are still a lot of them
Perhaps in relation to some massive bias in your sampling. There could be millions, how many million times did you hear about it?

Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 09:33:10 [Preview] No.14665 del
I enjoyed it, but a lot of people have treated it like a classic, and the bloggers have called it one of the best rom-com anime. In its heyday it was everywhere in the anime-speaking internet with people reading the light novels and or playing video games/visual novels with the characters. It was fanatical and you still find vestiges of the Taiga waifu cult.

Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 10:15:42 [Preview] No.14666 del
>implying they should have become bronies instead
>or watch star wars every single year
Well it is the Unreal Tournament 2004 of romance anime. Perhaps you're so used to cringe from gamers that you were caught by surprise when anime fans weren't even always trying to make Kare Kano play on pocket calculators and microwaves displays.

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Anime music sharing thread Anonymous 12/10/2017 (Sun) 18:30:01 [Preview] No. 14224 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Will share anime vocals from my new playlist. Starting with gen urobutcher's Aldnoah Zero.
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Pedo Jokes Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 07:29:04 [Preview] No. 14649 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
There's a teacher, lawyer, and priest on a plane with three children. The plane begins to go down and there are only three parachutes. The teacher screams "Save the children!" The lawyer yells "Fuck the children!" The priest asks softly, "Do we have time?"

Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 07:58:08 [Preview] No.14654 del
>jokes sorted by their punchline
aliens trying to mimic humor

Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 08:08:12 [Preview] No.14656 del
>haha let's try to normalize pedoshit by making jokes
you faggots are so tiresome, choke yourself with a belt.

News alternative Anonymous 12/05/2017 (Tue) 06:42:10 [Preview] No. 14123 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm going to start posting news articles in this thread sometimes for as long to avoid posting under a BO that has censored my threads before. For starters New York wants to remove a piece of art from a museum because you can barely see a girl's underwear. Americans are stupid puritans that don't mind glorifying violence but freak out if you ever show boob on TV.

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Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 05:56:12 [Preview] No.14646 del
>MRAs Make 46-Minute Cut Of ‘The Last Jedi’ That Edits Out All The Women

This is why no one takes the movement seriously.

Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 06:01:30 [Preview] No.14647 del

And consolidation is why is it is so difficult to get a pay raise.

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English Grammar Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 00:37:39 [Preview] No. 14631 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
"I will see you at Christmas."

Do any Americans say that? Grammar book sounds like bullshit, maybe ita a Britiah thing. Americans use on for everything right?

Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 05:39:31 [Preview] No.14644 del
As far as I know you would say at if it were a physical location or event. I will see you at the Christmas party. Practically it would be more like, I'll be home for Christmas, that's like the cliche term anyway.

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Am burger btw.

Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 05:40:30 [Preview] No.14645 del
It's not grammatically incorrect though I don't think OP just not a common phrasing.

Drugs Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 02:40:49 [Preview] No. 14632 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you like drugs?
I just ordered 6 bottles of cough pills on Amazon. We truly are living in the future.

Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 05:35:06 [Preview] No.14643 del
Well they give you such a hassle in the store now I can't blame you. After the first couple times I robo-tripped it started making me throw up so it became less desirable to do it. Also, if you puke too soon it kills the high completely. I used to do it on field trips in High School.

nintendo Labo, a ~sensible~ discussion thread Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 04:33:17 [Preview] No. 14634 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 04:46:36 [Preview] No.14638 del
>Nintendo Cardboard.

Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 04:54:15 [Preview] No.14639 del
I understand the argument. They both always have a distinct aesthetic and both want people of all ages to just dive right in and start using their hardware with as little barrier to entry as possible. Overall though I don't think it is as apt of an argument because while technically a vidya console isn't any different from a computer I do see gaming as distinct from personal computing.

Yeah, I see now, when you said Nintendo was back. They did start off as goofy toy makers. This is kinda neat. Should jog's kids imaginations a bit more I guess while giving them hands of activities to do with their siblings or parents.
Cardboard waifu's when?

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I tried to pun switch with bitch but I failed
Imagine this post reads as something funny

Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 04:58:09 [Preview] No.14641 del
>Cardboard waifu's when?
yes please