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8chan migration thread Anonymous Board owner 01/02/2016 (Sat) 16:08:11 [Preview] No. 32 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
post yfw Mark wordfilters endchan because he can't ruin it for his Jew overlords like he did 8chan

>This is the meta thread. Post all your meta discussion and 8chan bitching here.
Edited last time by Balrogwashere on 06/27/2017 (Tue) 22:29:44.
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Anonymous 11/28/2017 (Tue) 04:23:25 [Preview] No.11355 del
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I knew Mark was a dirty jew rat, but I guess I didn't know it was a fuckin Goon too...

Anonymous 11/28/2017 (Tue) 04:30:02 [Preview] No.11356 del
Also I just realized that fat fuck took five days to issue that ban too...


Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 23:13:23 [Preview] No.11386 del
Picture related was spread by a daring soul on 8chan's /v/ a couple of minutes ago.

What an absolute faggot Mark is.

Anonymous 01/21/2018 (Sun) 02:02:14 [Preview] No.11388 del
That guy posting about Deus Ex is obviously satire and is making fun of the OP. Yet they were replying to him like he was serious. Why would whoever made this picture include that post?

Anonymous 02/24/2018 (Sat) 15:56:54 [Preview] No.11416 del
Not defending the kike, but 9/10 of soyboy wojak posters are cuckchan refugees.

SOULSBORNE is a cancerous subgenre name just like metroidvania Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 05:05:24 [Preview] No. 11422 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I want to kill the faggot who coined this term. Soulsborne is a piece of shit genre since Dark Souls 1,2, and even 3 are EXTREMELY different than Bloodborne. Bloodborne rewards speed and precision, while Dark Souls rewards load out preparations and patience. Sure there are speed demons in Dark Souls, but they're an outlier once you realize how UNGODLY TANKY enemies get past NewGame+. Yes DEX and Endurance builds are a thing, but to get them to be viable you still need lots of planning and scavenging of materials. Additionally the movement speed of the character doesn't improve invincibility frames, in fact the slower you are, the more i-frames you have, specially in Dark Souls 1 where fat rolling is AN EXTREMELY viable tactic.

The games actually punish you for rolling faster when it comes to rolling through attacks. Hell shield bonuses such as the eponymous grass crest shield show that the game was designed around shield usage. This is in stark contrast to Bloodborne where, yes loadouts are a thing, but reaction time and speed always wins the day. It's not like in Dark Souls where you can pop a Havel's/Smough Set and poise through attacks and cheese bosses with strategy. Sorry for the ranting but I just had to get this out of mind this springbreak due to interacting with some retarded relatives.
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Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 08:56:31 [Preview] No.11431 del
I did because I pussied out from a lot of the Skeletons and would go straight for the Necromancers. Mind you I was running around with a Zwei as well which, has C and D scaling for Strength and Dex. I was literally praying sprying R1 plowing through Skeleton shields to get to the Necromancers. Plus those 20 estus you can get thanks to Pinwheel via the kindling ritual are useful as fuck.

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 09:06:35 [Preview] No.11432 del
I'm retarded what I meant to type is that due to the player hitbox for weapons being slightly bigger than what they appear, they make multiplayer a shit show.

Here's a good video on youtube displaying this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=H-fplak7u44 [Embed]

As you'll see the hitbox for weapons is anywhere from a foot, to half a foot bigger than what they appear.

Anonymous 03/16/2018 (Fri) 19:03:17 [Preview] No.11433 del
Did the Dark Souls 3 DLC ever reveal who was branded with the Dark Sign? Were people just captured at random, or were special candidates chosen? Were they chosen after they died, or before?

I've seen some people theorize that people are branded when they're dead due to the Dark Souls 1 Lore Cinematic

Anonymous 03/16/2018 (Fri) 19:16:21 [Preview] No.11434 del
Anyone hyped for Dark Souls Remastered?

Anonymous 03/16/2018 (Fri) 19:37:23 [Preview] No.11435 del
I'm gonna multi post here, but whatever;

I have a theory on these questions but I'm too impatient to see other's thoughts on the subject. I think that the Dark Sign was placed on those who not only were useful to the gods but deemed dangerous due to this, but to those who are seen as a threat. In essence human warriors who achieved great power were cursed with the sign.

Why? Well if you recall, Humans who have their humanity drive them mad turn into the awful creatures, Manus included, we see in the Oolacile DLC in DaS1. It's my belief that the undead curse was developed in response to the Oolacile incident in order to manipulate and control humans they deemed too powerful appropriately. This is why so much emphasis is placed on the plundering of the grave of primeval man, they perturbed his grave and probably offered humanity to it.

In essence the Dark Sign is just a way to seal away mankind's raw power potential.

The reason why all humans who achieve enough power are seen as threats is because as the DLC in DaS3 confirms, man is in fact a direct descendant of the Furtive Pygmy, in fact after he, many followed suit. There was in fact multiple pygmy kings. Whether he created them or not, is a mystery, but from one many came. This doesn't explain however just what is the abyss, since even though Dragons can survive it as shown by Kalameet, it still doesn't explain why dragons can be corrupted by the Abyss after they consume it long enough. It still doesn't explain why humans can be corrupted by the abyss either.

Maybe the Abyss is just a side effect of the flame and the TRUE equilibrium state is the primordial, boring, grey land full of Everlasting Dragons, and clams. Regardless one thing has not changed humanity is fucked unless they turn into Dragonoids, fuck over the gods and quarantine the Abyss.

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Anonymous 12/14/2017 (Thu) 04:38:28 [Preview] No. 11366 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is Galgun fun? I tried it with a ps3 controller and it was boring but I bet it would be fun with the Occulus Rift. It's the only VR game I'm interested in atm.

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 04:48:01 [Preview] No.11421 del
Boring as fuck, many of the girls are flat chested, there is an option to increase their breast size but you have to unlock it. However this doesn't change the fact that there's no jiggle physics, and the lighting engine is absolute garbage. Additionally the groping mini games are so quick and limit you so much it's hard to focus and jack off even if you can get a boner. With that said believe it or not it's best played with a keyboard and mouse. Of course this means the game is EASY MODO if you do it with mouse and kb, but fuck artificial difficulty by tool limitations.

Anonymous 02/11/2018 (Sun) 04:40:01 [Preview] No.11406 del
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Hey Nintendo (since I know you're reading), just build a new FPS Metroid like Breath of the Wild, but with a lesser roaming world map and instead a bit of a Harvest Moon, Majora's Mask type mission system based on moving in and out of deep dungeons to fulfill an overall plot.

And add F-Zero as one of them.

Anonymous 02/11/2018 (Sun) 05:03:54 [Preview] No.11407 del
I would actually prefer not to play as Samus anymore, but a custom character. Hearing the fanboy boners wilt as if thousand blood vessels screamed and were suddenly silenced since Other M has killed my enthusiasm towards the character, who can only ever again be portrayed as Master Chief with boobs or else somebody rages over it for one reason or other. The cultural position of Samus is so pedestalized that it should translate better to a near mythical figure in the game as well.

On the other hand, if the plot attachment to MC is just "wants to be Samus Aran", that could yield a pretty functional trapping for a silent protagonist. A lot of options to railroad the plot without breaking immersion, like NPC's could be read as being presumptious and that would only play into the introvert bounty hunter shtick. Or the whole being a gurrrl shtick.

Anonymous 02/15/2018 (Thu) 06:29:14 [Preview] No.11409 del
>add F-Zero

Since Nintendo sees F-Zero as dead on arrival already, perhaps they could use the franchise as a platform to try improving their game at online services. Make a low-poly, 32 or 64 multiplayer free-to-play F-Zero that runs partially on a remote server, that you can fully enter into either by paying some extra pocket money into the online service or by earning rank in free play. Make it into a tournament just like the in-universe GP, with cost rubberbanded against the other playerbase so if nobody wants it it's just strain off of the bandwidth anyway, and if it's popular people will crop up paying money into keeping the servers up and running well. It would be like an entrance fee to participate in the tourney.

Anonymous 02/17/2018 (Sat) 14:04:19 [Preview] No.11413 del
>implying THEBABYTHEBABYTHEBABY was anything other than Sakamoto masturbating
fuck that shit, if I want a non-Samus metroid it had better be that anon's idea where you fight Samus clones brainwashed into thinking Other M is canon so they're easier to control

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 04:40:50 [Preview] No.11420 del
The BABBY was bad, but Samus in Prime was a fucking autist.

3DS said to keep going, again Anonymous 02/02/2018 (Fri) 12:20:13 [Preview] No. 11397 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Well, that's that. I'm not sure how long until this too becomes obsolete information, but for now there's going to be some more support for the 3DS, at least breaking the pattern of pushing a neat leftover hardware out (GBA Micro, Wii Mini, 2DS XL) just before the console's official death.
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Anonymous 02/02/2018 (Fri) 13:55:40 [Preview] No.11403 del
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> improved download play options that can be worked to stream into Switch

A 3DS that's half a portable console and half a slightly less portable console.

Anonymous 02/06/2018 (Tue) 03:47:57 [Preview] No.11404 del
When is Microsoft going to get into the handheld console market? Sony needs to get back into it too.

Anonymous 03/02/2018 (Fri) 18:08:07 [Preview] No.11417 del
>When is Microsoft going to get into the handheld console market? Sony needs to get back into it too.
Nintendo's motivation is to make the tech anyway, so they're satisfied with returns enough to cover the fact that they're able to make their platform exist. In the grand scheme handheld gaming is not lucrative compared to international corporate interest like movies and OS. Microsofts and Sony's game R&D sections are also relatively small and they tend to treat it some kind of a given, like they're still forcing themselves into the market without the will being there just because the demand is there. My guess is that nobody really knows how to make the hardware manufacturing sector grow, despite the software being a massive market.

That's what I see in the background, different reasons may mold how the companies react to this. I think microsoft is about to grab towards gaming through windows 10 ubiquity attempts so that would mean MS handheld is just a matter of time. Probably in the form of Games for Windows mobile for android devices, to compete with Steam.

Anonymous 03/02/2018 (Fri) 18:10:06 [Preview] No.11418 del
also I made another autistic muck

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splat-zero Anonymous 02/23/2018 (Fri) 08:40:33 [Preview] No. 11415 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
on solar freaking roadways

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Giantbomb video piracy Anonymous 02/18/2018 (Sun) 16:05:10 [Preview] No. 11414 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
the tumblr page got taken down agens ago
the wordpress page got taken down recently

where is it now?

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Anonymous 09/12/2017 (Tue) 20:27:15 [Preview] No. 11182 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hey japan stop being faggots
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Anonymous 09/15/2017 (Fri) 11:32:15 [Preview] No. 11201 del
if you want to insult my little asian friends in japan who make my pocky you need to go through me *pops collar on trench coat*

Also no more heroes 3 is going to suck I can feel it.
Please let me be wrong but I think its at the stage where everyone is trying to make references to the old no more heroes so the people who played it years ago can be like "I REMEMBER THAT XD" And they'll go the cheap route of making bosses feel more absurd and less quirky (in a good way) or fun than old NMH. I swear to fuck if there's a single goddamn selfie reference or 'this is how the world works now gramps look at my iphone' I'll 'switch' the game off.

Anonymous 10/12/2017 (Thu) 16:38:27 [Preview] No. 11297 del
>region free eshop
japan do stop being faggots

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zlX5YlGVr3o [Embed]

Anonymous 02/17/2018 (Sat) 06:36:38 [Preview] No.11410 del
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tak fujii playing galmetal

Anonymous 02/17/2018 (Sat) 06:38:49 [Preview] No.11412 del
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consistent gripes Anonymous 02/15/2018 (Thu) 03:40:18 [Preview] No. 11408 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm considering the ramifications of what if Amiibos were empty game cartridges, that allow the holder to download an entire game from a digital marketplace and store it.

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Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 08:22:23 [Preview] No. 11381 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
If you like this game you're either a SJW or Generation ipod.

Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 08:37:05 [Preview] No.11382 del
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GEMS anime song sounds similar at first but better.

Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 08:42:16 [Preview] No.11383 del
Meant this. Haven't found the full version yet.
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Anonymous 02/02/2018 (Fri) 09:22:19 [Preview] No.11396 del
im fucking 30 i played it a couple years ago. its not a bad game a 7/10 or so. stop letting the internet tell you what to think so much.